I’m starting to get sick, but my whole bed smells like Chris so tarts a plus.

http://danceswithtehunicorns.tumblr.com/post/92784384010/johnflansburgh-im-so-upset-that-i-cant-talk-to

johnflansburgh:

im so upset that i can’t talk to bugs because i don’t want to kill these ants i found in my room but i also don’t want them here why can’t i just tell them “hey dudes you’re just doing you and i appreciate that but could you do it somewhere else” and they’d be like “yeah dude…

bitchytbh:

having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch